Snooby British BBC America Guy

"This is murder of the highest order in mother Britain!"

ORIGINS:

SBBBCAG started life out as a humble television/movie commentator. He was the commentator for the groundbreaking movie that eventually showed what happens in the after life.

SAMATARIANATING:

After he retired, he was 'accidently shot' by a gaggle of hobos. This turned him into a crime fighting superhero. It didn't give him powers. He just decided to fight crime as, BBC AMERICA GUY! Then he lost America in a bet to Joeph Talin. I heard he raised the taxes by a million euros.